Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Vacation Clip Show

There’s two things I hate about vacations: 1) unpacking and 2) blogging. The reason I don’t like blogging is because it feels like the post is just one long clip show.
So. Let’s get this over with, shall we?



The plane ride was great. We all caught a nice nap. Caleb was super excited to be on a plane up until the last hour when the pilot announced our descent and flashed the seat belt sign. Caleb’s bladder decided this would be an opportune time to urge Caleb to relieve himself. Caleb cried out that he needed to use the potty. Luckily we foresaw this and had him wear a pull-up on the plane. Unfortunately Caleb is potty-trained and has been conditioned not to pee his pants. It was a horrible for him. Meltdowns ensued until suddenly he became very quiet. His bladder won over will. A lesson for us all.


Mike had a conference for work the first week of our vacation. We stayed at the Paris which was great and I highly recommend it. It is in the middle of everything. I walked everywhere with the kids that week. We did all the free stuff. We went and saw the flamingos at the Flamingo, walked the Miracle Mile Shops and saw the rainstorm and fountains there, we visited the lions at MGM, watched the 3-D movie at the M&M’s World, walked the Forum Shops and saw the living statues and Fall of Atlantis there. There’s more I’m sure. By the end of the week though I came to the conclusion that I hate the Strip. It stinks. We were able to attend the Las Vegas temple (number 11, woo hoo). The temple is beautiful and reminds us of some of our favorites.

We made it to St. George and spent the night at my father-in-law’s home the first evening. We spent our time in St. George swimming, playing games, visiting Pine Valley, seeing Mike’s grandmother Munson, catching a movie, and showing Caleb the temple. The visitor’s center had an amazing art exhibit that we were lucky enough to see. We also found some orphans at the visitor’s center and took a picture with them. Aren’t they cute?
And, I don’t know what the big idea is, but the St. George temple has been removing meaningful-to-us things from its grounds. Like, for example, the bench where Mike proposed to me was removed a few short months after our engagement. Now the drinking fountain and tree where we took most of our wedding pictures are gone. What is going on St. George? WHAT. IS. GOING. ON?!

Next was Flagstaff. I never thought I’d say it, but Flagstaff is growing. They have two Wal-Marts now. TWO!
We stayed with my parents for our time there.
My friend Michelle was indebted to me ever since I made her a header and watermark for her blog, so to break her servitude she took pictures of our family. I’m excited to get the rest of the photographs she snapped. She is so talented!
We attended our old ward on Sunday. It was weird going to church together (no early meetings) and not do anything. Oh, and it’s a completely different building. No one warned me of this (Cara!). Apparently the stake center was remodeled. I walked into the restroom to use the mother’s lounge and it was an entirely different bathroom. I had to lap the building to find the mothering room... located conveniently were I first exited the chapel to find the lounge.
Caleb had issues with the foreign nursery, so I waited ten minutes for him to warm up before I sneaked off to Sunday School.
Mike took me out on a hot date that week. Details of it are going to be reserved for its very own post.
We also ate at Salsa Brava. It was heaven. {moment of reflection}
….ah. Salsa Brava.
Anyways. Enough of that. Mike’s siblings were able to come visit us in Flagstaff and we can’t believe how much our nieces and nephews have grown! Stop feeding those kids, Shelly!
Sadly, during their visit I came down with (what later would be diagnosed as) bronchitis or pneumonia. Either or. My doctor wasn’t sure.
Finally we made it to the valley. The hot death trap which is the valley. That night at the hotel, I probably got four hours of sleep. I kept waking up thirsty. I’d get a drink of warm “water” from the tap and after one swallow I’d regret it. Every hour I’d wake up and contemplate dehydration. Yes, tap water in the valley is that bad.



The next day we went to Fountain Hills and went to a rockin’ awesome splash pad. Now, our parents and grandparents get to complain about walking to school in the snow uphill both ways. Our generation’s badge, I believe, is playground equipment. When I was a kid in Phoenix we didn’t have splash pads or canopied playgrounds. We had slides. METAL slides. And swings that pinched you. Contemplate that, posterity. Contemplate the horrors of that.
At Fountain Hills we found out who our true friends are (just kidding, sorry if you weren’t able to make it because of houseguests or dying great-aunts).

Something pinnacle happened at Fountain Hills though. Something amazing.
I was finally able to meet Heather and her tribe. I was nearly dying, but she looked so cute and is just a lovely person. If you haven’t peeked at her blog, you should. I “met” Heather back in 2009. Mike knew her and her husband Preston from when he lived in Cottonwood. Heather and I have become aquatinted through our blogs. But now we have physically met. Has it changed the relationship, Heather?
The Cheziks and the Andersons also manag
ed to make it! It was so good to see our college friends! We are all grown-up, when did that happen?!
The only thing better than reading Geneva’s blog is talking to her in person. Mommyhood looks good on her, what can I say. Check out her blog for more pictures of our group.

Right after the splash pad we grabbed a burger and hopped on the plan to come home. I thought if we ran Caleb into the ground before the plane ride he’d surely fall asleep and it would be a peaceful trip. Nope. He stayed awake until the plane touched down then fell asleep. Super duper.

Our friend James picked us up from Providence and drove us home.
Our arrival home was unwelcoming.
Our entire vacation I kept seeing this commercial and commenting on how disturbing it was.
Then we get home and realize our house has been invaded by honeybees, but that’s another post for another time on another blog.

Overall. It was good to go out West, but boy am I glad I don’t call it home anymore.
It was nice to visit but it was great to be back….. despite the bees.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Gone.









Las Vegas: June 6-10
St. George: June 11-15
Flagstaff: June 16-23
Mesa: June 24-25


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Frippery

I’m about to expose a part of myself that may seem neurotic and plain down-right-mommy-crazy, but I know this blog has established the state of my sanity time and time again, so the following post will not surprise you.

Growing up I had a lot of toys. In fact, I’m sure I still do have a lot of toys- in my parents’ attic in Flagstaff. Around every Christmastime I’d dog-ear the JC Penny Toy catalog, make a list and get what I wanted from Saint Nick and then some. I was a pretty spoiled fortunate kid. Any of my childhood friends could vouch for that.
-That is where I would begin if I was reclined on a couch droning on about this obsession of mine. But I’m writing a post not paying for a session, so I won’t make you pay either.



The fact of the matter is: I hate toys.

I finally admitted this to myself yesterday as I was panning through Caleb’s room, sorting his toys. He has taken to dumping out all his toy bins lately during quiet (pft) time. And, after weeks of letting him tidy-up I finally had to intervene. (that is a tendency for another day)

Any mom can tell you it is during those moments you consider the quantity of your kids’ toys. I always come to the same tally: too many.

Now, in reality, Caleb does not have a lot of toys.
He doesn’t. Comparatively.

But I’m crazy-pants, remember?

Here are some of my core beliefs regarding toys:

  • First, in my house, I believe in adult space. This does not mean my house does not look child inhabited, just that by the end of day/week/fortnight/whenever-I-get-around-to-it-dang-it my goal is to sweep all toys upstairs into the boys’ room. (By the way, Nate and Caleb are totally roomies now) I also don’t permit toy loitering in my bedroom- that’s my martial space. Because of this principle it makes finding “towers” and toy figures in random places seem like a token not disorder. As a mom who stays at home, I spend a great deal of my time in my house- it’s my workspace- and… I don’t know how to say this without disenchanting motherhood, but I can’t allow myself or my house be consumed by my children, they ready have so much of, well, everything dedicated to them.


  • We don’t do noise and if we do, they have off-switches or batteries can be removed. We never really established this rule, but Mike and I kind of floated towards it. Not because he don’t like clamor (we don’t), but because boys come with built-in sound effects, who needs a microchip?
  • I like wooden toys and prefer them. There’s something refreshing about them in this age of plastic.
  • Everyday household items can be amended and become toys.
  • I stay away from buying trademark characters-themed toys (freecycle and gifts are fine though). They are pricey, they come and go but imagination is always popular.
  • Stuff animal is another word for petri dish. I tolerate them, but if I had my way…
That’s how I feel about toys.

BOOKS, on the other hand…

I spend on average fifty bucks a year on children’s and YA literature. About thirty five of that is spent at the semi-annual book sales each year where children’s books are a quarter each.

Do the math. Show your work.
Correct answer: Caleb needs a bigger bookshelf.
(Don’t worry, Mike is on it. More on that later.)

This year at the book sale they also offered puzzles for .25 each so I snagged three of those too.


And look, I even got something for me, Marné! ; )



So far,
my toy tendencies have been tolerated, but I am ever so aware of the looming day when Caleb will respond to advertisements and will begin coveting peers’ belongings and entreating me for more, more, more.

Is it wrong or even possible for me, in this case, to ask to be medicated to enhance my phobia? In order to give me the courage as a parent to hold my stance and Nancy-Reagan it?
To just say no?


In the name of Mattel give me strength.
Related Posts with Thumbnails