The "First Adolescence"

It
has
been
brought
to my attention
that my son, Caleb,
has been replaced with a

Hyde-ian
doppelganger.

This is evident
due to the
following behaviors:

• speaking in the negative
• selective deafness
• boredom
• irritability
• destructive to own and others’ possessions
• lashing out
• fair-weather affection
• excessive whining
• has become picky regarding his diet: loss of appetite in carrots, chicken nuggets, Mexican food, rice, zucchini pie, stroganoff, scrambled eggs, squash, celery, mashed potatoes, broccoli, salad…
  

has a taste for only pizza, French fries, string cheese, oatmeal, most fruits, vats of ketchup, spaghetti, PB sandwich, garlic bread, cereal, waffles and soup.

Yep, that covers it.

These behaviors are most common in teenagers not in 23 month olds;
therefore, something is

amiss.

The obvious conclusion

(Obviously)

is that my son has been swapped for a rather short adolescent who is holding me and my patience

hostage.

I urge any Caleb-sightings to be reported to this blog,
in hopes that I will soon be reunited with my sweet, sweet son.

Until then . . .

send reinforcements.

March 26th, you scoundrel!
I've been robbed! :(